Pappu: Papa Main Fir Se Fael Ho Gaya Santa: Chinta Mat Karo Tum Sher Ke Bete Ho Pappu: Han Pita Ji Madam Bhi Yahi Kahti Hai Santa: Ki Tum Sher Ke Bete Ho? Pappu: Kuch Aisa Hi Kah Rahi Thi Pata Nahin Tu Kis Janvar Ki Aulad Hai
Pappu Apne Pita Santa Se: Kya Batau Papa Samne Wale Makan Me Ek Ladki Har Roz Khidki Men Se Rumal Hilati Hai Par Khidaki Ka Shisha Kabhi Nahi Kholti Santa: Bahko Mat Bete Vah Tujhe Dekh Kar Rumal Nahi Hilati Darasal Vah Is Makan Ki Naukarani Hai Jo Roz Khidki Ke Shishe Saaf Karti Hai
Pappu Apne Pita Santa Se: Papa Mujhe Motercacil Leker Do Santa: Bhagwan Ji Ne Do Tangen Kis Liye Di Hain? Pappu: Ek Taang Kik Marane Ke Liye Aur Dusari Giyar Dalne Ke Liye
Banti Pappu Se: Tumhare Pitaji Ka Naam Kamal Hai Kya? Pappu: Nahin To Tumse Kisne Kaha? Banti: Kal Sar Kah Rahe The Ki Pappu Kamal Ka Ladka Hai
Pappu: Papa Aap Engineer Kaise Bane? Santa: Uske Liye Bahut Dimag Ki Jarurat Padti Hai Pappu: Isiliye To Puch Raha Hu Kyonki Mujhe Samajh Nahin A Raha Hai Ki Aap Kaise Engineer Bane?
Santa: Beta Maine Ek Naya Nambar Liya Hai Tum Bhi Not Kar Lo Pappu: Ji Maine Mobile Men Not Kiya Hua Hai Santa: Achchha Kis Nam Se? Pappu: Papa Nambar 2A